What even are toes?…
I don’t associate with people who have cold showers
uncertainty is the only certainty there is, and knowing how to live with insecurity is the only security
— John Allen Paulos
voguecravings asked: what is that movie?
which one x
oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug.
i’m in the next isle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing his shit pulling pizza boxes out of the freezers and yelling that he needs to save the popsicle cat
am i a bad person
- me:
- everyone: omg shut up
I love that moment. When you’re on a long car ride, or listening to music, or reading. And you completely zone out. You forget your troubles, and everyone around you. You’re focused on that one thing, and that one thing only. You’re content, and everything seems peaceful.
— anonymous (via themilkywhiteway)
sometimes I wonder what would happen if everyone on the planet jumped at the same time
self-p1ty asked: ugh i agree, everything sucks
makes me so depressed to think that I will have wasted so much of my life being at school ! ugh
